wait you really thought people would unfollow at Subaru’s face? B-but it’s Subaru’s face… how does that make anyone want to leave?

No seriously, last time I went on a Subaru spam loads of people buggered off.  THEIR LOSS.  WHO COULD LOOK AT HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE FACE & EVEN THINK ABOUT HITTING THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON.  I MEAN REALLY.