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Hypothetically, if you copy & paste the above link into your browser address bar the chat should open up in Skype, but apparently this doesn’t work in Chrome, so!  If you’d like to join in the conversation & the link doesn’t work, please add ‘burnyourbones’ (that’s me) as a contact & I’ll add you in manually!

For more information on Skype group chats & some commands that may be of use to you, may I refer you here & here.

I have no idea yet how well this’ll take off as a way for the fandom to communicate, but it’s worth a shot right?  So please do come say hello!!

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xxxHOLiC Rei Chapter 5 Chinese Scans

Phew, the final installment!  I’m kinda half-asleep at this point & again I’ve not proofread so apologies again if there are mistakes.  I might go back over everything tomorrow if I have time, we’ll see what happens.  But yeah, it’s been fun, & enjoy!

[Secretarial Department] “Security team, the president has left the building.  Please be inconspicuous.  Today’s filming will be handled by the secretarial department, but I entrust some of the shooting work to the planning team too.”

[Security Team] “Roger.  Everyone is in plain clothes, and all cameras and other equipment will be used covertly.  The simulation run was also perfect.”

[Secretarial Department] “The president has left the building.”

[Security Team] “Security team, move out.”

[Planning Department] “Awaiting orders alongside the security team.”

[Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “Everyone: good luck.”

[Security Team] “The president’s arms and legs are moving at the same time.  She looks like she’s going to fall over but, as arranged previously, unless she actually trips up we won’t get involved.”

[Secretarial Department] “Likewise.  We’re overcome with worry, but we must endure.”

[Planning Department] “The president is acting very suspiciously indeed.  Even strangers in the vicinity seem worried about her.”

[Security Team] “Once the president has passed through, secretarial department, proceed on foot.”

[Secretarial Department] “Roger.”

[Security Team] “The president appears to be chanting ‘It’ll definitely be okay’ like it’s some sort of spell.”

[Secretarial Department] “We’re praying the same thing over here.”

[Planning Department] “Us too.  Everyone else is cheering for the president too on the company collaborative software.”

[Security Team] “The president has finally reached the rendezvous point.”

[Secretarial Department] “Video recorders, cameras, all OK.”

[Planning Department] “All clear over here too.”

[Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “You can do it, president!!!”

[Security Team] …
[Secretarial Team] …
[Planning Team] …
[ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation] …

[Security Team] Here we go.
[Secretarial Team] Here we go!
[Planning Team] Here it comes!!
[ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation] Here it comes━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

[Security Team] “The president has removed something from her bag.”

[Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “This is the best chance for a photo opportunity!”

[Planning Department] “HD please!”

[Security Team] “We’re picking up voices.”
President: “Uh… umm… If you wouldn’t mind, then…”
Target: “Huh…?”
President: “If you wouldn’t mind then… please eat this!”

[Secretarial & Planning Departments] “NOW!”

https://twitter.com/CLAMP_news/status/318725426790952960/photo/1

President: “U-uh… ummmm… Uh…”
Target: “Did you… make this for me?”
President: “Y-yes.”
Target: “Th-th-thanks.”
President: “W-well then, um, see you!”
Target: “W-wait!”
President: “Hoe?”
Target: “I want to give the lunchbox back to you.  Would you… mind… w-waiting here for me again… tomorrow…?”
President: “O-okay!!!”

[Security Team] “Emotional.”
[Secretarial Department] “President, congratulations!”
[Planning Department] “The company newsletter is gonna be incredible!”
[ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation] ヽ(*^∇ﾟ)oC□☆□Do(ﾟ∇^*)ﾉ Cheers♪

[Security Team] “Security personnel remaining in the building: please continue to restrain Touya from sales.  The target is moving, it appears that he’s going home.”

[Secretarial Department] “Understood.  Until the president makes it back to the office, we’ll leave it to you.”

[Security Team] “Roger.”

[Secretarial Department] “Now then, all employees please make sure you act like you know nothing.  The secretarial department will now return to the office.”

[Planning Department] “We’ll head back too.  We got some good footage.”

[ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation] “President, well done!!! ヽ(=´▽`=)ﾉ”

[Personnel Department] “Thank you so much everyone for supporting the president.  It would seem that she’s safely delivered her handmade lunchbox to Syaoran Li-kun who attends the local primary school.  The lunchbox was prepared with the supervision and guidance of Watanuki from the accounting department and all the canteen staff.”

[Personnel Department] “Also, the president’s lunchbox contained onigiri (salmon, ume, katsuo), fried chicken, omelette, octopus wieners, mini hamburgers, spring vegetable salad and apple slices shaped like rabbits.”

[Personnel Department] “It’s almost time for today’s business to draw to a close.”

[Personnel Department] “Thank so much for following and supporting the ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation official Twitter.”

[Personnel Department] “We’ve had numerous requests from everyone about what Yuuko Ichihara’s role is so here is a photo from the lady herself ‪pic.twitter.com/jZKl0fdvma‬”

[ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation: Yuuko] “It’s a secret ♡”

[Personnel Department] “And on that note, thanks again.  This was brought to you by Nanase Ohkawa, Satsuki Igarashi, Tsubaki Nekoi and Mokona of the personnel department.  We look forward to seeing you again!”

(there was one more tweet at the end about their April fools joke being that they consistently spelled Sakura’s surname wrong in all their tweets)

Tweets through to the beginning of Sakura’s mission.  I’ve not proofread this at all, there may be mistakes, if there are let me know please.  Staff list has also been updated accordingly.

[Personnel Department] “The flower viewing is over.  The lunchboxes were truly delicious.”

(in reply to “@suxu_NR: Were the sakura in full bloom (^o^)?  What was in the lunchboxes?”)  [Personnel Department] “Onigiri made with rice and pickled sakura blossoms, fried chicken, sakura shrimp fritters, egg soup with tsukishi, spring vegetable salad, pork and tenderstem broccoli roasted in foil etc. etc.”

[General Affairs Department] “Items left behind at the Hanami event: a pair of glasses.  A Hanshin Tigers hat.  A wallet.  A Nintendo DS.  A Vita.  The attendance records.  A contact lens case.  ¥302.  If anyone has any information, please get in touch.”

(in reply to “@fayue_ayu: Thank you for a wonderful April 1st!  I have a question: does the ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation have staff lodging houses?”) [Personnel Department] “Yes.  There are one person, two person and four person rooms.  If you have a preference for any of these please indicate it on your application form, we’ll do our best to house you in your preferred lodgings wherever possible.”

(in reply to “@7aquasummer:  I’d really love to be employed by your company!!  I think I’d like to be something like a visiting sales person.  Also, is Chun Hyang-san working there?”) [Personnel Department] “Yes, Chun Hyang works cheerfully in the sales department every day.”

(in reply to “@index931: Personnel Department-san, would it be impossible for a woman to get a job on the security team?”) [Personnel Department] “Of course not.  The head of the team is the previous Ryuu-ou, Ryuu-ou’s mom, and she’s a woman.”

[General Affairs Department: Presea] “A directive from the general affairs department.  Please make requests for materials in accordance with company regulations.  If your request is late, the goods delivery will be late too.  To the planning department and the marketing department: let’s not think ignore this and act like it doesn’t matter, okay?”

(in reply to “@akaneko_day: Which department does Arashi-chan work in?”) [Personnel Department] “She works in the merchandising department.  It seems that she often travels home with Sorata from sales.”

[Merchandising Department: Saya] ” We received some Guimauves that are currently being developed by another company.  Please help yourselves!”

(in reply to “@irohas__16: Which other company are they from?”) [Merchandising Department: Saya] “We received them from Fumito Nanahara-san’s company.  For some reason nobody will touch them.”

(in reply to “@arisu_g: Is everyone still working now, even though it’s evening?  In your company, do you hold celebration parties for staff birthdays?” [Personnel Department] “Yes, we hold departmental celebrations for each birthday.  You’ll get handmade sweets from the staff canteen, and a handwritten message from the president too.  But of course April 1st, which several birthdays fall on, has the grandest celebrations.”

[Sales Department: Hikaru] “General affairs department - I’m so sorry!  I’ll try my hardest to get the orders done quicker in future!” [General Affairs Department: Presea] “It’s not your fault at all, Hikaru.  Planning department, marketing department, it’s time to own up!!”

(in reply to “@xxLuna5: Which department does Fujimoto-san work for?”) [Personnel Department] “Fujimoto works in the general affairs department.  He is trusted by everyone for his earnest diligence.”

(in reply to “@am916o0: How about Dita and Zima?”) [Personnel Department] “They are our network administrators.  It’s a two person team, but their incredible talents are a great asset to the company.”

(in reply to “@x7dea26337754: What are Suu-chan and Oruha-san’s roles??”) [Personnel Department] Oruha is in charge of the information desk.  Suu works in the management strategy office.”

[Personnel Department] “In response to the tweets saying that ‘The secretarial department are kinda scary somehow,’ the secretarial department seem to have no idea what you’re talking about.”

(in reply to “@DuWaana: When I was in the game centre before, I caught sight of one of your company advisors in a UFO catcher machine.  I thought it was a soft toy at first, but might it have been the real thing?”) [Personnel Department] “Said advisor does seem to like those sorts of games, so I’m sure it was them.  I hope they weren’t causing any trouble…”

[Personnel Department] “The two aces of the sales team.  We were lucky enough to catch them on film communicating via their eyes.  What a silent twosome. ‪pic.twitter.com/5iEbpZBARp‬”

(in reply to “@suxu_NR: Who sends the president a message on her birthday?”) [Personnel Department] “She gets a message signed by all the members of staff.”

[Secretarial Department] “Tomorrow there will be a period of approximately 30 minutes when the president will be unavailable.  We’ll be sending more information later, but no matter what happens there will be no openings in her schedule during that time.  We appreciate your understanding.”

[Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “During the president’s period of unavailability tomorrow, I will be unavailable for filming work too.  Apologies for any inconvenience.”

[Secretarial Department] “Security team, please make arrangements.  I will send you information concerning the president’s away time shortly.”

(in reply to “@am916o0: Do the security team wear uniform too? (｡･ω･｡)  I don’t wanna hear you say no…!”) [Personnel Department] “It’s not a uniform, the only regulation item they have to wear is a jacket.  There were plans to have them wear full uniform, but certain people expressed that it might inhibit their movements, also that they might get mistaken for employees of other security firms, hence the current state of affairs.  So the jacket is uniform, but that aside they can wear whatever they wish.”

[Personnel Department] “Photos from the Hanami event have been uploaded to the company collaborative software.  Here’s one charming shot ‪pic.twitter.com/siHO0eoDtd‬”

[Production Department: Ogata] “We found Director Mihara at the Hanami event.  I’m very relieved…  Though when he came swinging out of a sakura tree I didn’t know what to do with myself…”

(in reply to a protected tweet) [Personnel Department] “Of course it’s fine.  There are plenty of women working in the sales department.  Yuzuriha-san and Hatoko-san are both employed there.”

(in reply to “@katie824: What’s your corporate philosophy?” [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “That ‘Everything will definitely be okay!’  Also that “April the 1st is very important!’”

(in reply to “@4roiroenpi2: Good work!  Also, does Utako Ohkawa work for your firm?  Or is she employed by President Imonoyama?” [Personnel Department] “As you say, she’s currently working for Imonoyama-sama’s company.”

(in reply to “@chocolate_pu: Might Nakuru Akizuki-san be employed at the information desk?”) [Personnel Department] “Yes, Akizuki is employed at reception.    Her reputation for dealing with things in a cheerful manner is first class.”

(in reply to “@yorozuya_awoi: Please employ me!!  I don’t have any secretarial skills like organising meeting things or doing preparatory work but… thanks to my current job I have some knowledge of things relating to law…?  At any rate, I hope to be accepted.”) [Personnel Department] “What a wonderful skill to have.  We have a legal department here so we’re awaiting your application.  Umi, Kuyou, Touki etc. are all employed there.”

[President: Sakura Kinomoto] “It’s almost time to go out.  I’m worried about whether I’ve made this well enough.”

(in reply to “@i_amy16: Where are you going out to?”) [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “I have to go out and do my best to give something to someone.  I’ve tested it, but I’m still worried.”

[Secretarial Department] “Under two hours until the president’s away time.  Security team, we’re counting on you.”

(in reply to “@down_nano: Hello from England!  Are the Magic Knights and Clef employed by your company?  (It looks like a super fun company, I’d love to work there too. Thanks for always providing us with so much enjoyment!)” [hello tumblr user dragonofwinternights ehehehehe]) [Personnel Department] “Guru Clef is employed in the management strategy office.  Thanks for the wishes from England.  We’ll be waiting for your application.”

(in reply to “@tubasax1: Which department is Lantis-san working for?  I’d definitely like to try helping out there ♪(#^▽^#)vV [Personnel Department] “Lantis works in the general affairs department.”

(in reply to “@amemizusui: Have all the lost items been returned to their rightful owners?”) [General Affairs Department] “The Hanshin Tigers hat belonged to Kosuke-san of the management strategy office.  The DS belonged to Sasuke-san of the same.  The glasses, Fuuma-san.  The rest remain unaccounted for.”

[President: Sakura Kinomoto] “I’m just about to leave now.  If everyone could cheer me on, I’d be truly grateful!  I’ll do my best!”

I’ll probably put these in a master post later?  Like, I’ll gather all the tweets in one post or something, but in the meanwhile:

(in reply to “@violet_sumire: Hello, Misaki-chan.  The canteen menu looks very delicious.  I’d definitely like to try some one day.  So, do Kotarou-kun and Tamayo-chan work for the same company as you?  If so, I’d love to know what positions they hold.  Thanks in advance.”) [Staff Canteen: Misaki]  Good morning!  Tamayo-chan works in the planning department.  Kotarou-chan works in the production department.  They come to the canteen every morning!”

(in reply to “@only_tonight31: Good morning ♪ Last night you were in business until a very peculiar hour… I was wondering whether there might’ve been any latecomers today?”) [Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “To be frank, the president… no, nothing.  Never mind.”

(in reply to “@yukinoph: Might Presea-san be a member of the general affairs department?  (Or maybe the materials department?)”) [Personnel Department] “Yes, Presea-san is a member of the general affairs department.  She’s a section manager who deals with emergency requests for raw materials.”

[Accounting Department: Ran] “This is an announcement to let everyone know that the lunch for today’s planned Hanami event will be free of charge.  Should the money have already been collected, it will be up to each department to return it to the individuals concerned, assign it to the department snacks budget or generally deal with it however you see fit.  Thanks very much.”

(in reply to “@ai411: Good morning!  Which department might Kohane Tsuyuri-san be assigned to?”) [Personnel Department] “She’s assigned to the marketing department.  She is highly valued there for her calm way of working.”

(in reply to “hiyo_oyadama07: Good morning!!  Roughly what time does work start every day?”) [Personnel Department] ‘Since last night involved so much overtime, the entire company has showed up late today, but basically a lot of people work flexi-time.”

[Planning Department: Fai] “The planning department would like to hold a company-wide survey: ‘What do you think Garigari-kun’s (a type of popsicle) seasonal summer product will be this year?’” [Security Team: Kurogane] “Don’t ask survey questions about other companies’ products, you dumbass.”

[Personnel Department] “It’s now time for the company-wide Hanami event.  We’ll be away from our seats, but we’ll see you again later.  We’re looking forward to the pride of the staff canteen: the Hanami lunchboxes!”

Almost (?) all of the action from the CLAMP Twitter feed today.  I’ve kinda speed-translated it so there may be errors even though I’ve done my best to avoid them.  If anyone does find anything let me know.  But yeah, enjoy!

Today we are proud to announce the founding of the ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation!  We are currently recruiting new staff, for more information please visit clamp-net.com

[PR Department] “If you have any enquiries that you’d like to address to our company (it’s an honour!), if you could please use the hashtag ‪#株式会社四月一日‬ we’d be much obliged!”

(in response to a tweet from Megumi Ogata, Yukito’s VA) [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “Hanya~n ♡” [Secretary: Tomoyo Daidouji] “You look lovely, president!  Now, let’s capture that on video!”

[Accounting Department: Watanuki] “All expenses must be calculated by the end of the month.  Anything later than that will not be accepted, especially not from Doumeki in the Sales Department.”

[General Affairs Department: Sakura] “Information concerning the company founding party can be found in our in-house collaborative planning software.  We await your confirmation.  If you wish to invite any business associates, please request approval from your head of department.  Furthermore, the president has decided that ‘You don’t have to request permission to bring dogs, cats, or any other animals.’”

(in reply to “@makikomatsuuran: Is there a staff canteen?  If there is, I’d love to know if there’s anything you’d like to recommend from the menu!”) [Sales Department: Syaoran] “Modern yaki is a favourite here in the sales department.  I often eat it with my department superiors, Touya Kinomoto-san and Shuuichirou Kudou-san.

[Secretarial Department: Sakurazuka] “With regards to the founding party, I’d like to request that each department please prepare a party performance.  To prevent overlap between performance content, please submit a proposal detailing what you’d like to do a week before the event.  The president will be the head of the review committee, however should anyone try to negotiate with her, offer her refreshments, homework assistance or any other bribes, you will be disqualified.”

(in reply to a tweet about the animals rule for the party “@yukinoph: Could you count Kero-chan and Spinel-san as cats?  Or maybe they come under ‘magical beasts.’”)  [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “Kero-chan and Spinel-san are currently employed by our company.  Kero-chan is in the sales department, and Spinel-san is in the secretarial department.”

[PR Department: Karura-Ou] “All media coverage requests to be made through the PR Department.  The president has a clothes fitting planned, so in her case prior consultation with Daidouji of the secretarial department is required.

(in reply to “@shakcuri: I’m currently looking for a job so please let me join your company.  Are Chii-chan and Motosuwa-kun working there too?”) [Personnel Department] Motosuwa-san is in the general affairs department.  Chii-san is working part-time as a waitress in the staff canteen.

(in reply to “@ElementWings: I’d like to work as the president’s homework assistant (*´∀｀)”) [Secretarial Department: Sakurazuka] “The president not only works very hard at her homework by herself, but also under the guidance of her father Fujitaka-san, so the ‘Helping the President with her Homework Department’ isn’t something that currently exists.  Please direct your application to another department.”

(in reply to “@only_tonight31: “How many outfits do you have?  And I assume that you’ll definitely be filming the president with all her different outfits on?”) [Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “Of course I’ll be filming everything.  The number of outfits is a trade secret.”

(in reply to “@prussia1756: I’d like to join your company, but is there some kind of entrance exam?!  Also happy birthday to the president!!!!”) [Personnel Department] “There’s a written test and an interview.  Depending on the interviewer, there may be refreshments provided.  It seems there’s quite a lot of them if you get Watanuki.”

(in reply to “ann_k08: Is Subaru-kun working there??”) [Personnel Department] “He’s a member of the general affairs department.  His manner is very gentle, and he’s very popular.”

[PR Department: Yuuto] “This is a snapshot of our president and the president of one one of our partner companies who has come to visit.  Permission is required for use of this photo outside of the company newsletter.  The caption is the president’s own.”

(in reply to “@youe0210: Does Kamui Shirou-kun work there?”) [Personnel Department] “He works at the information desk.  At present, he’s being taught by his colleagues Kobato and Kohaku how to smile naturally, and he’s practising every day.”

(in reply to a deleted tweet) [Personnel Department] “Only the information desk workers and the waiters in the canteen have to wear uniform.”

(in reply to “@suzu_NR: What does FWR’s company do?”) [Management Strategy Office: Satsuki] “They’re a sweets company.  They’re particularly renowned for their castella cake.”

(in reply to “@suzu_NR: Who else works at Fei Wang’s company?”) [Secretarial Department: Daidouji] “There is a secretary there called Xing Huo.”

(in reply to “@syck06: Who else interviews job applicants?”) [Personnel Department] “In the marketing department, Tachibana and Hisui.  In the production department, (G7) Sakura and Saiga.  In the sales department, Zouchouten and Sorata.  In the planning department, Fai and Hokuto.  In the secretarial department, Kanoe and Suoh.  In the general affairs department, Aoki and Kakei.  All these people have conducted interviews in the past.”

[PR Department: Kazahaya] “You pronounce 四月犬 as ‘April Dog.’  He is the mascot and the logo of the ShigatsuTsuitachi Corporation.”

(in reply to “@RyaS2mrc: “April Dog is quite a difficult name, so is there a nickname you call him?”) [PR Department: Eagle] “It’s ‘Shigatsuken.’”

(in reply to “@i_amy16: What happens to April Dog’s face?”) [Personnel Department] “April Dog’s face is a calendar, so it’s torn off every time the month changes.  At the end of each fiscal year, a new face is delivered.”

[Production Department: Ogata] “Director Ichihara of the production department appears to have gone missing.  If anyone has any knowledge of his whereabouts, please sent them my way.  This is very, very troubling.”

[Staff Canteen: Misaki] “Today’s staff canteen menu: ■Omurice lunch (Choose from chicken rice or buttered rice).  ■Fried pork with ginger set meal.  ■Squid and tenderstem broccoli pasta lunch.  ■Miso mackerel set meal.  ■Lunch pack (Takeout.  Includes tenderstem broccoli fritters).  There are five choices of dessert.”

(in reply to “@akaya_asaka: I saw him with Misaki!”) [Production Department: Ogata] “Thank you very much!  Which means he’ll be in the staff canteen, right?  I’ll be on my way there now!”

(in reply to “@kapiyuzuki10: Please excuse the sudden reply.  Is Fuuma Monou working there?”)  [Secretarial Department: Kanoe] “He’s a member of the production department.  He seems to be good friends with (G7) Sakura-san.  However there are some who say he changes somewhat when he puts his glasses on.”

[General Affairs Department: Bishamonten] “Our company uses Cybozu.  However.  https://www.cybozu.com/sp/shocker/  Cybozu-san, you’re very open hearted/broad minded.” (idk what’s going on here i can’t be bothered to check the link properly sorry)

(in reply to “@SANxLAUGH: Aside from Fei Wong’s, are there any other companies you do business with?”) [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “There’s President Imonoyama and President Higashikunimaru.  Apparently Taishakuten is a company president too!  Kentarou-san’s secretary is called Takeshi-san and Taishakuten-san’s secretary is called Ashura-ou-san.  Nokoru-san is trying to headhunt our very own Suoh-san, the secretarial department say that this is very bothersome.”

(in reply to “blosam: Which department is Yasha-ou in?”) [Personnel Department] “He’s on the security team.  So are Kurogane, Gingetsu, Ioryogi-san etc.”

(in reply to “miiko_25: In your company, do you have events like sports days?”) [Personnel Department: “Yes.  As well as a sports day, we celebrate easter, we go for flower viewing, we do Bon festival dances, we have Christmas events, mochi pounding ceremonies etc.  Each year there are a lot of events.  However on Valentine’s and White Day, ‘obligatory-gift chocolates’ are banned, because the secretarial department proposed that chocolates should only be given if they are filled with the heart’s desires.”

(in reply to “@karawaha: Where are you planning on going for your company outing?”) [General Affairs Department] “We were planning on going here ‪http://shizuoka3d.gacchi.jp‬ but a fog warning has been issued so we’re currently in discussions with the security team.”

(in reply to “@st_rish7: Is Masamune-kun not working?”) [President: Sakura Kinomoto] “Masamune-kun is the president of one of our business associate companies.  He always recommends us delicious things!  His secretary is called Kojuurou.”

(in reply to “@eroesm: What if someone is late in giving their White Day gift? (^_^;)”) [Personnel Department] “That’s down to individual judgement, so we don’t really have any concept of that here.  We just trust the men of this company (also any girls, spirits, magical beasts etc. etc. that may need to give gifts on White Day) not to make that sort of mistake.”

(in reply to “@ccs_0504_gd: “Is it okay for boys to give chocolates to girls on Valentine’s Day?”) [Personnel Department] “We recommend it.”

[Security Team: Kurogane] “Planning department.  If you want to work overtime, get permission from your boss, and write a draft permission request in advance.  Especially you, Fai.  Staying behind of your own accord, hiding yourself at the planning department desk during patrol rounds then scaring the late-night patrol guard is something that you’re gonna stop doing without fail.  With. out. fail.

(in reply to “@syaclamp_401: Incidentally, where is Yuui-san working?”) [Personnel Department] “He’s in charge of the staff canteen.  He’s especially well-known for his delicious Italian food.  We also have Kotori-san, Chikahito-san, Rikuou-san, Ueda-san and others bringing us delicious food and desserts every day.”

[Management Strategy Office] “From Sanada’s Ten Subordinates.  Section Manager Sanada is no good with mobile phones, smartphones etc. so please contact us for any official business.  He also thinks LINE (Japanese IM app) is a literal stripe so please, please forgive him.”

(in reply to “@suxu_NR: What does President Masamune deal in?  …is it castella cake?”)  [Management Strategy Office: Minoru] “Various things like miso, beef tongue and mashed green soybeans, but recently he’s also been proactive in the foreign exports sector.”

[Merchandising Department: Yukito] “One section of the survey that the marketing department put together for us seems to be behind schedule.  It seems probable that we’ll be late in giving some of the data to the sales department, so please get in touch.  Also, I’ve been thinking about eating omurice today.”

[Sales Department: Touya] “Understood.”

[President: Sakura] “I’d like omurice too.”

[Staff Canteen: Yuui] “Please make your lunch reservations using the staff canteen software rather than the staff Twitter account.  We have plenty though so please don’t worry.”

[President: Sakura Kinomoto] “I took a picture with our business associates! ‪pic.twitter.com/b7YHTFRk45‬”

[PR Department] “President, please run things past us before you upload them…”