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…and that’s still his own face blood, there, huh, that’s, uh

I, um

well

…FUCK

NOT EVEN THE TURNING INTO FLOWER PETALS WAS ABLE TO DEFEAT IT FOR ME

LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS REALLY HOPING THIS SPECIFICALLY WOULDN’T HAPPEN

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I AM JUST EMBARRASSED TO BE ME RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL PROBABLY GO FOR A WHILE

This is precisely the sort of development I was hoping for.

dasmondschaf:

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Continuing not to let myself lie to you about my feelings: okay, that’s KIND of hot, I GUESS.

…ugh, sadly, you can probably expect a fair amount of that sentiment going forward. WELL, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO BE A BETTER PERSON IN ANY WAY OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS

What is the name for that feeling when all you want to do is mock the things you loved as a teenager but then Subaru Motherfuckin’ Sumeragi shows up and you are all

oh

oh sweetie

how is your life so sad let me buy you puppies and candies and rainbows

#…but not rainbow bridges

/sob

BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH can I just say how glad I am that Tumblr won’t be mocking my babiest of babies or my otp-est of otps too hard?

I AM INFINITELY GLAD.

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But wait… what’s this?

Who is that beautiful lesbian??

#oh subaru #making fun of him almost seems unsporting #he has enough problems

dreamsofthings:

unknownusername:

So it seems posting Subaru’s sadface makes Tumblr sad too.

If I compile pictures of him being adorable instead, does that make it better?  Or… infinitely worse?

It kind of makes me want pics of him being emotionally awkward when confronted with people who aren’t broken wrecks in X/1999. Remember the bunny? That was comedy gold.

I’ll… I’ll see what I can do.

(Do you have any other scenes in mind?  I can’t seem to think of any that stand out off the top of my head, given that he doesn’t interact with the other characters all that much.  Would things like him completely blanking Sora-chan when they first meet qualify?)

(Source: houseofclamp)

For leslenne, some fake!surprised Seishirou faces & genuine!surprised Seishirou faces for you to compare & contrast.  Aw yeah.

leslenne:

sweet-decay:

unknownusername:

Now… I wasn’t going through X with the intention of compiling Subaru’s angst faces, but that’s what ended up happening.

You’re welcome.

SUBARU, UGH. DDD:
All my tears.

Somebody should do a “surprised Seishirou” compilation! Wouldn’t be quite as many pics, but. :3

Do you want me to do this?  Because I will do this.  Are we just talking the handful of times Seishirou shows anything resembling surprise in X, or are we including his mock-surprised moments in Tokyo Babylon as well?  LET ME KNOW.

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(link if embed doesn’t work for whatever reason)

OKAY I’M REACHING HERE BUT

YOU JUST HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

I JUST WANT TO MAKE FUN OF SEISHIROU

SO MUCH

#anyway picture it #PICTURE IT #DO IT #DO IT NOW #ARE YOU STILL DOING IT #YOU NEED TO STILL BE DOING IT

SHRIEK.

WATCH THE VIDEO.  NO SERIOUSLY WATCH IT, IT’S WORTH IT.

Tokyo Babylon [[blue]]

(Source: khalstark)

ayubutts:

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Okay, I understand the problem and what the translation is trying to do, but I find myself really enjoying the idea that to do a summon spell Seishirou just cusses.

#GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCK SHIT BALLS /RAPTOR/